Red Hat

Truthful and (anti)Social.

A red hat that tells the truth about red hats. Our HAT RED 5-panel baseball cap employs that most revolutionary of design elements — actual space — to transform simple millinery into scathing social commentary. It's the kind of hat that makes you think, automatically disqualifying about 77 million Americans from wearing it. Crafted with just enough room between words to let oxygen reach the brain, unlike its delusionally aspirational inspiration. Some might call it headwear. We call it haberdashery meets heresy — with a crying-to-keep-from-laughing side of irony.

The high-profile fit and a green undervisor make this cap a classic with an added pop of color.

• 100% cotton twill
• Structured
• Five panel
• High profile
• Green undervisor
• Sewn eyelets
• Snapback closure


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!